Saturday, May 15, 2010
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hi everyone this week was totally dreadful very because of my ilness.ı had to go to hospital for two days in early time and then ı had to came to school immediately after hospital to catch my lessons.I got sick this must be because of dormitory my throat is bad my renals is bad ı dont know what ı will do ı dont want to take pills any more :( besides festival has begun in our universty but ı am not joining to entertainments.of course ı will mention about our lessons which we had this week,we joined our last listening class ı am sorry about this because ı really love listeaning skills.then in our writing class we tried to write argumentative essay but my group didnt ready it in time so we had to come together after the class and we write our essay from the beginning.our reading story was a bit differant this week.we also processed DIARY OF ADAM by Mark Twain.I suppose that the next days become beautiful. good luck to all my friends...
Sunday, May 9, 2010
The modern Mother's Day is celebrated in many parts of the world
Mothers support their children in every way that they can. They are the cheerleaders of their kids throughout the life. Sometimes loud and at times in subtle way. Such is the vastness of love of mothers that she always tries to make her offspring’s happy even when her own times are distressed. When you become a mother, everyday becomes a mother’s day. It is easy to remember the big things in life and to be grateful for. To remember those small things it takes another obsession. Yet mother’s day is one special day which is celebrated to honor and respect her. It feels divine to see mothers laugh. This mother’s day you can become the cheerleader for your mother and tickle her funny bone. Listed below are some funny mother’s jokes. Share it with your mother, family and friends and have a blast. Pay your humorous and hilarious tribute to motherhood with some funny mother jokes.
Hilarious Mother Jokes
• My Mother taught me about 'anticipation.'
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me to 'meet a challenge.'
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me 'logic.'
• "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
• You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
• You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
• My mother taught me about 'hypocrisy.'
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the 'circle of Life.'
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about 'behavior modification.'
"Stop acting like your father!"
• For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
• Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
• The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes," she replied. "But not the same ones
Mothers support their children in every way that they can. They are the cheerleaders of their kids throughout the life. Sometimes loud and at times in subtle way. Such is the vastness of love of mothers that she always tries to make her offspring’s happy even when her own times are distressed. When you become a mother, everyday becomes a mother’s day. It is easy to remember the big things in life and to be grateful for. To remember those small things it takes another obsession. Yet mother’s day is one special day which is celebrated to honor and respect her. It feels divine to see mothers laugh. This mother’s day you can become the cheerleader for your mother and tickle her funny bone. Listed below are some funny mother’s jokes. Share it with your mother, family and friends and have a blast. Pay your humorous and hilarious tribute to motherhood with some funny mother jokes.
Hilarious Mother Jokes
• My Mother taught me about 'anticipation.'
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me to 'meet a challenge.'
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me 'logic.'
• "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
• You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
• You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
• My mother taught me about 'hypocrisy.'
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the 'circle of Life.'
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about 'behavior modification.'
"Stop acting like your father!"
• For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
• Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
• The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes," she replied. "But not the same ones
this week
This week we learned argumentative essay.I think this type of essay is very enjoyable.While I am writing argumentative essay I feel very comfortable myself.I hope that I success to write my argumentative essays correctly.On the other hand our reading stories were very diffucult this week.Especally second story was too difficult to understand.I could understand the story thanks to our teacher's explainings.Though this difficulty I passed a good week.We have an exam this thursday.Good jobs for all my friends.I hope we all have good marks from the exam.
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